The Diary of J.C.

[Junky Cymbals]

August 2, 2022

A State of Emergency has been declared in NYC due to Monkey Pox. It’s time to book our one-way tickets to get out of here to our beautiful vacation home in Florida for the next nine months. I hope the rest of my family will join me. ☀️😎

I know it won’t look good but I believe I can pull the wool over the eyes of these congregants one more time. They’ll believe anything! Hahaha!

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life.

– J

[Junky Cymbals]

August 5, 2022

Another day, another blessing.

My book royalties checks continue to flood in as well as Lady Cymbals checks for her albums.

There is something so sweet about the passive income and large salaries I’ve been able to structure for us and our family. First Family first, right?

Weekends are hard. The manipulative tactics I build into my sermons are not working like they once did. It is almost like people are thinking for themselves. Yuck. God help me to have more power over the people!

Lord, remember when you told me if I would take care of your people I wouldn’t have a building large enough to fit everyone? Well, we are down to 2 services. People are leaving. They must not love you. That’s the reason!

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life.

J

[Junky Cymbals]

August 22, 2022

The Lord is my shepherd; I want more.

He maketh me to lie down in plush homes: he leadeth me to streams of income.

He restoreth my accounts: I am led down the paths of pride for my own name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, I will fear no evil: for this is my church; my entire staff, they comfort me.

Thou preparest the vulnerable before me in the presence of mine congregation: thou anointest them with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house I built on the backs of broken souls.

J

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